Goodbye Kitty

An addendum to yesterday's post. I got this from my middle sister.

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the
child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!'
and it didn't move."