GTA Barbies

I was sent this from my friend Jules. Those of you who know me, you know I love Barbie and Toronto. I thought this was the best way to pass this awesome stuff on to you. Enjoy.
BAYVIEW BARBIE: This princess Barbie is sold only at Bayview Village Shopping Centre. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.









BURLINGTON BARBIE: This modern-day homemaker is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic-jamming cellphone sold separately.













CABBAGETOWN BARBIE: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want, or need, a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Cabbagetown Barbies and the optional Subaru Wagon, you'll get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.













CHURCH AND WELLESLEY BARBIE/KEN: This versatile doll can easily be converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or removing the multiple snap-on parts.

















HAMILTON BARBIE: This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Ancaster Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-wash jeans, fake fingernails and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.












That's all I can upload for now. More to come! Anyone have any more?